ALL SHOOK UP MAN

HE CAME TH RU THE DOOR OF G&G B-B-Q---DO YOU HAVE SOMEONES WALLET HERE? HE SAID I GOT A CALL TO COME HERE FOR MY WALLET---WE ALL SAID NO---NO WALLET HERE---GRANDSON CALLS GRAM PA AT HOME CAUSE HE OWNS THE B-B-Q----NOTHING THERE----ALL SHOOK UP MAN SAYS HE WAS COMING OUT OF THE GROCERY STORE AND SPIED A PENNY ON THE GROUND---STOOPED TO PICK IT UP---ONLY 99 TO GO FOR A DOLLAR!!!!---HE WENT TO HIS BANK TO TAKE OUT SOME MONEY----HIS WALLET WAS GONE!!!---HE LOOKED AND LOOKED---HIS WIFE WAS "ON" HIM ABOUT THE WHOLE INCIDENT----HE REPORTED HIS CREDIT CARDS----"SOME ONE ACROSS THE ROAD FLAGGED "ALL SHOOK UP" MAN---AND TOLD HIM THEY HAD FOUND THE WALLET IN THE GARBAGE----MONEY GONE SOCIAL SECURITY CARD ALL GONE----WE ALL AT THE SQUATTERS MEETING WERE SYMPATHETIC TO HIS PLIGHT----ALL KINDS OF ADVICE WAS OFFERED----HE SAYS HE WILL NOTIFY SOCIAL SECURITY IN THE MORNING----HE EVEN BOUGHT A NEW WALLET---A NICE ONE HE NO LONGER NEEDS---